Fobbies are Borange: The Movie
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Fobbies are Borange: The Movie is the first film produced by the creators of Fobbies are Borange. It was shot on-point in Michigan City, Illinois on July 18th, 2008.
The episode is also referred to as "Episode 37.5", because the events of the movie occur between Episode 37 and 38 in the timeline.
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Cast & Credits
Aquas - The guy who had one life but died
Will Barnet - Camera Man
Benjamin Carignan - Jeff Andonuts
Chaz Estell - Bus Driver, Director, Writer
Stephen Georg - Editor, Ness/Ninten, Producer
Rob Michaud - Black Sesame Seed
Stephanie Rick - Magic Cake Woman
Martin Tovar - Paula Polestar, Writer
Mallory Weir - White Sesame Seed / Trisha Body Double
Script
NESS: Well, uh, I guess we should go get that book, guys.
JEFF:......What book?
NESS:The, uh...
PAULA: Overcoming shyness.
NESS: Yeah!
JEFF: .....Okay.
NESS: Hm... Actually... Paula, what time is it?
PAULA: Um... 2:30(?)
NESS: Hm... Y'know what?
PAULA: What?
NESS: We should go to Onett, and get some Burger King!
PAULA: Can't we just get McDonald's instead? I mean... Who goes to Burger King?
NESS: *scoff* Who goes to McDonald's?
LADY: Thank you for coming to McDonald's, can I help you?
Ninten: HELLO! CAN I HAVE, A NUMBER TWOOO? IT'S A QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE, AND ALSO, CAN I HAVE--
LADY: I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Please don't shout in the speaker.
NINTEN: M'sorry! Can I have... a number twooooo... with... a rootbeeeer?
PAULA: Okay, whatever.
NESS: Jeff, are you hungry?
JEFF: ........yeah.
NESS: Well... we could take that bus over there.
BUS DRIVER: This bus goes to Onett, via San Diego. If you don't pay the $2,360 fare, you can't come aboard.
NESS: ....Yes.
BUS DRIVER: Well, hop aboard then!
What do ya want at the Burger's King?
JEFF: Let's see what we got here...
PAULA: $4.79? That's such a rip off... Does it come with cheese?
NESS: I think I wanna order the Hulk.
Hello?! ...Burger King?!
LADY: Hello, can I take your order?
BUS DRIVER: I wanna double cheese burger with just cheese and ketchup. Whaddya want?
JEFF: Two cheeseburgers without, uh... Onions and fries.
LADY: Anything else?
BUS DRIVER: Yes... Whaddya want?
NESS: DO YA HAVE ANY CINIMINIS!?
LADY: I'm sorry, what was that?
NESS: CINNIMINIS!?
LADY: (inaudible)
BUS DRIVER: Whaddya want?
JEFF: Two cheeseburgers without onions and medium fries.
BUS DRIVER: Two cheeseburgers without onions and medium fries. Whaddya want?
NESS: CAN AH GET A CHEESEBURGER!? With... NOTHING, but.... ketchup!
BUS DRIVER: Whaddya want?
PAULA: I'm waiting for the lady to...
LADY: (reads back order)
JEFF: Without onions.
NESS: WE'RE NOT DONE!
BUS DRIVER: That's it!
NESS: WE'RE NOT DONE!
PAULA: No, hey!
NESS: WE ALSO NEED A MEDIUM FRY! AND... *chuckle* UM... HOLD ON! ...CAN I ALSO AS WELL HAVE...
LADY: I'm sorry, I heard that medium fry, what else?
NESS: A 10!
BUS DRIVER: ...My name is Bus Driver.
NESS: Oh, oh... So, Mr. Bus Driver... um... Where we goin'?
BUS DRIVER: We'll be in Onett soon.
PAULA: Why are we going to Onett?
JEFF: Whada minute. We're definitley in Winters now... Isn't Onett over an ocean?
NESS (or Paula?): Yeah...
BUS DRIVER: We'll be in Onett soon.
NESS: Is this some kind of flying bus or something?
BUS DRIVER: We'll be in Onett soon.
JEFF: This kinda reminds me of the Sky Runner... Maybe we'll crash.
NESS: OMIGOSH I THINK WE'RE FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGG!!!!!!
JEFF: We're on the road again, I can't wait to get on the road again.
NESS: WE'RE ON THE ROAD, JEFF!
JEFF: Oh...
PAULA: Where we goin'?
NESS: So, uh, anyone read any good books lately? ...Cause I did.
JEFF: And what was it called, Ness?
PAULA: You can read?
NESS: yeah.
Are we there yet?
BUS DRIVER: We'll be in Onett soon.
NESS: Are we there yet?
JEFF: NESS, I WILL KILL YOUR MOTHER.
BUS DRIVER: We'll be in Onett soon.
NESS: How bout now? ... now?
BUS DRIVER: We'll be in Onett soon.
NESS: Do you have a family?
BUS DRIVER: We'll be in Onett soon.
NESS: Is that all you can say?
BUS DRIVER: We'll be in Onett soon.
NESS: I like your tie.
BUS DRIVER: We'll be in Onett soon.
NESS: When was the last time you shaved?
BUS DRIVER: ...Yesterday?
NESS: Oh...
BUS DRIVER: We'll be in Onett soon...
We're in Onett now.
NESS: Wow... look at... it. It's just like I remembered. Hey look an abandoned house, with cars parked out front! Let's eat here cause it's obviously abandoned...
JEFF: (singing)
BUS DRIVER: This is... the stop.
PAULA: There's just one?
BUS DRIVER: This is... the stop.
PAULA: Okay. *sigh* Alright, thank you.
You're not really gonna eat all that fat are you?
JEFF: ...Fat?
PAULA: *scoff*!
NESS: Say, Paula? You got any ciniminis for my burger?
PAULA: .......Ness, you don't need ciniminis for a burger.
NESS: I do!
JEFF: pretty good.
PAULA: No... That's disgusting.
NESS: It's, it's, it's actually not. It's very very delis--
PAULA: Y'know what? I'm not gonna listen to this. Okay, y'know what? I'm gonna go sit with my real friends.
NESS: What's she talkin' bout, Jeff? ...Jeff?
WSS: Politics blah blah.
MCW: Mmm yah, blah blah.
PAULA: Hey, guys. Can I sit here?
MCW: Oh, gee... I dunno--
Fun Tidbits
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- The car used in the movie belongs to Chaz Estell.
- Lindsey Nelson (Chewy) was originally going to be featured in the film as Bubble Monkey, but didn't make the cut. Photos of her in costume were posted regardless.
- The original script intended the group to go inside a Burger King and get Cini Minis. However, the cast got up late on the day of filming and a change had to be made since breakfast was no longer being served.
- A copy of the script DOES exist that was printed out by Mallory Weir, but it's suffered heavy water damage. It's currently in Martin Tovar's possession.
- In order to have the right clothing for the part, Martin Tovar had to visit a thrift store and try on old granny clothes. Originally Paula's outfit was going to include stripped stockings like seen in the promo art for Season 4, but the costume's skirt was long enough to cover his legs.
- For the role of Paula, Stephanie Rick lent Martin Tovar some lipgloss and a tiny bit of blush. His hair was also tied back with a red ribbon provided by Mallory Weir.
- Benjamin Carignan found his Jeff suit for the small amount of $14. Martin Tovar's costume was also super low budget, at only $4 total. ( It was 50% off day at The Salvation Army. )
- Rob Michaud was a last minute actor when Chaz decided to be the Bus Driver exclusively (he was originally going to do both parts, Bus Driver and Black Sesame Seed).
- Bus Driver's tie belonged to Lance Madar (Ffish on Starmen.net).
- The movie was shot with the Canon HV20 and edited in Final Cut Pro 6. "Special effects" were added in Motion.
- Martin Tovar's forum name was changed to "Grandma Caboose" shortly after the convention's conclusion to reflect how he looked in costume.
- The film was shot in four places, all in Michigan City: A local Burger King, a local McDonalds, at a bus station and at the convention house.
- Due to not having a bus driver hat, Stephen Georg told Chaz Estell that he would add it digitally. Later in editing, when Stephen noticed how horribly bad the acting and camera work was (and overall how low the production values were for pretty much everything), he decided to follow suit with the effects, making the snow start to fall over and over again, and having Bus Driver's hat only sync up at certain keyframes (giving the illusion that the hat is floating, making it completely unrealistic).
