Ninten
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Ninten (voiced by Stephen Georg), is the main character of Loids are Not Christmas. Somehow, Ninten seems to be even more childish than his EarthBound counterpart, Ness. He loves hitting things with his hand. He even wishes he can shoot his hand off like Geno. He sometimes has temporary lapses of blindness.
He once declined an offer from Loid to wash him with his hand, citing that he could go to jail for doing such a thing.
Ninten can still be seen on YouTube (and previously only heard on Radio PSI during Martin Tovar's show) in the LanC spin-off segment, "Ninten Speaks".
Voice
A variation of Stephen Georg's "other voice", as he claims to only be able to do two voices. Other voices in the "other voice" include Tracy and Southern Paula.
List of Things Ninten Loves
-Bed
-The Zoo building
-There (but not as much as here)
-So Water
-Shooting people
(apparently, as evident in his wish to shoot other characters in the first two episodes of Loids Are Not Christmas, and in shooting the Flying Man with a shotgun in episode 9 of Ninten Speaks)
Infamous Quotes from the Show
"I LOVE BED."
"That sound means I got it."
"Oh, I hear something with my ears! And it's so freaking annoying I wish I had a gun! My god!"
"That was pretty horrible for a monkey. I mean, I honestly wish I had a gun, I'd friggin' shoot you!"
"I happen to like the naked people and I don't think there is anything wrong with that kind of society in America today!"
"You could go to jail for 2 months! That's enough to get raped like at least six times!"
"My name is Levi because I'm wearing the jeans."
"Do you want me to hit it with my hand?"
